Sorry for the slack reply guys. Here's what I've done on this since last time...
Unpluged tablet from PC. Uninstalled the drivers that were being troublesome. Rebooted PC. Upon doing so I got
this and
this error messages. I went into Device Manager, removed those two with the "!" icons, rebooted again and no more error messages came up. Installed Minimal ADB. Plugged in tablet to PC, and then got the flat battery screen! Gah! So tablet is on the charge now, and I'll post again ASAP.
I'm going away for a few weeks soon, and was really hoping to figure this out before then, but it looks doubtful. I suspect my PC is being a jerk with the drivers, so I will try this ADB method on my girlfriend's laptop, which has never had any ADB installed before, nor has it had my tablet plugged up to it. Hopefully I return in 24 hours with good news.